Dick Cream Sandwich

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.

Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.

by Big Saxy October 23, 2014

snowman sandwich

When three men are penetrating a hole at once, and the collective semen from their members dribbles out so much so that it coats their balls. The creates a 3 sack high snowman sandwich

"All of us were fuckin' her in the ass then the cum came out. It ended up making a snowman sandwich!"

by WhydoIive December 12, 2016

Pickled Sandwich

Someone who's nothing but a pussy. Someone who has zero testosterone in their body and is positively bitchy and whiny. They also don't push themselves hard enough, but you and they know damn well they can do better.

Dave: What's up with Matt? Why's he acting like such a bitch? Jess definitely likes her.
Josh: He's a fucking pickled sandwich. Just watch how he talks to any woman ever and you'll get what I'm talking about

by burgerkingzestysauce April 7, 2023

Banana mayonnaise sandwich

The act of cumming on someones ass cheeks and then eating the butt out.

Joe: "Hey guys we need an example of a banana mayonnaise sandwich"
Aidan: "I really like that banana mayonnaise sandwich"

by Funkmeister5000 April 17, 2021

Tritrib Sandwich

A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two women engaging Tribbing/Scissoring with one woman placed knees to chest legs spread while the other woman is on top compressing her vagina to other vagina as a third party (usually a man) is behind them performing both Cunnilingus and Analingus on both women as they are thrusting into each other. The women’s buttocks represent the breading of the sandwich as their vaginal lips represent the meat of the sandwich as the other party engages in the oral sex.

Derrick: You got doubled teamed last night?
Aaron: I got to taste a Tritrib Sandwich, that shit was wet.
Derrick: Where did one start and the other begin?
Aaron: I don’t even know bro, my tongue was slipping up and down, in and out their pussies and asses.

by halfbakedboy May 17, 2025

hooker sandwich

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.

i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich

by aidsgirl August 1, 2011

hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.

I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy

by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017