Corned Egg Sandwich

When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.

I'm not hungry for A "wet burrito" I'm already full from Tiffany's "Corned Egg Sandwiches"

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

sandwich fucker

A man, commonly named Logan, who fucks sandwiches

Hi Logan do you fuck sandwiches? Yeah, I'm a sandwich fucker.

by John Glance November 1, 2025

Sandwich Salvo

A simultaneous throwing, or launching, of multiple sandwiches. It causes no damage but is accompanied by the scent of onions and mustard.

Someone launched a sandwich salvo at ICE.

by Fagenemy2814 November 6, 2025

shit sandwich

Opposite of a compliment sandwich. A positive section sandwiched between two negative sections.

Ben Shapiro's movie reviews are shit sandwiches. He says the movies are bad, then describes good things, then repeats that they are bad.

by duggie2 November 7, 2025

Porcelain Sandwich

Leaving a massive shit between the toilet seat lid and the toilet seat itself.

Oh for fuck sake, someone's left a porcelain sandwich for the fifth time this week!

by SubwayShitter November 13, 2025

Double decker titty sandwich

Basically a Titty sandwich BUT your getting smooshed from TWO sides.

1: man you partied HARD Last night

2: yeah those two chicks gave me a Double decker titty sandwich

by Zddal November 21, 2025

Pocket sandwich

When you make two sandwiches instead of one and store the extra sandwich in your pocket. If you keep it there long enough, you’ll forget about it and then have a nice little surprise later on.

Anyone want my pocket sandwich?

by Bloopittybloop November 27, 2025