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your dumb… we all know why your looking it up you nasty beast. this is urban dictionary not porn hub.
I want to watch porn but my mom monitors my computer.
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porn

the name of the letter þ (thorn / þorn) but with a “p” instead of þ
Me: “Since when is ‘porn’ a letter?”
Teacher: “That’s not a ‘p,’ but a thorn character. But you’re right about þ looking like a ‘P’ with a tail. Þ is used in Icelandic, Old English, and Old Norse, and it’s derived from the thurisaz rune.”
Me: “So this tailed P is called thorn? Like a thorn on a rose?”
Teacher: “Exactly!”
Me: “So now I get why þ is a thorn, and not porn.”
by bluestinger66 January 22, 2026
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porn storming

The strategic, satirical “barnstorming” of the adult entertainment industry by a seasoned journalist, utilizing intellectual jargon and clinical detachment to lampoon the absurdity of a multi-billion dollar machine built on primal reflex.
His latest column is a masterclass in porn storming—he’s using Jungian archetypes to explain an adult entertainment business press bamboozle.
by TR Arterburn January 29, 2026
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porn-pine

porn-pine (noun)
/ˈpɔrn.paɪn/

That hollow, wistful ache you feel when you remember the exact video you deleted years ago—the angle, the vibe, the immaculate timing—and realize it’s gone forever, like a digital summer love you’ll never quite replace.

Symptoms may include:

Staring into the middle distance at your recycle bin

Whispering “it was perfect though”

Downloading five worse substitutes and feeling nothing
I’m not horny, I’m just experiencing a little porn-pine.”
by Aine2014 January 31, 2026
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