god dammit I am pissed

So fucking angry

god dammit I am pissed

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 31, 2020

Smokin cones & drinkin piss with garry lyon

A common phrase used in country victoria that refers to one getting fucking loose with their mates. Best used in past tense to truly describe a large and eventfull night out.

"Hey Morrey, what did you get up to on the weekend?
"Eddie! I was smokin cones & drinkin piss with garry lyon all weekend, was bloody elite"

by doolanator7 March 23, 2020

I don't piss where I eat

Example.. a man or woman that meets an attractive person in their apartment complex that chooses not to get romantically involved because that's where she lives. Said person is not going to piss where they eat..

I don't piss where I eat

by Ariesgrl July 8, 2018

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

by ursamel July 24, 2007

Hotter than a hand bag of whores piss

When it's a bit warm out.

It's hotter than a hand bag of whores piss.

by Sinor skeezioli January 20, 2022

I'm just pissing on you're tits

Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"

Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"

Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"

Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"

by Ry'and'seabass July 31, 2010

piss strawbarrys (in hebrew: tashtin tutim)

this means that you will laught so hard and as a result strawbarry will come out your ass.

hear a very funny joke and piss strawbarrys

by anna kalamares August 27, 2005