drippy penis

When a penis becomes drippy with precum when stimulated.

Marissa: ew, johnny rubbed his drippy penis on me!
Johnny: take it ho!

by johnnyandmarissa September 3, 2006

penis empathy

The vicarious pleasure a man derives from seeing another man's penis being serviced sexually, usually by imagining himself in the same situation. In other words, the reason some straight men cannot enjoy lesbian porn.

For me it's either hardcore or futanari; gotta get my penis empathy.

by Luke T May 17, 2008

bird penis

Bird penis refers to shoving your dick in a girls ear hole while she eats birdseed out of a dog bowl that's been placed in a refrigerator for at least 30 minutes

I went on a blind date with this chick last night that totally into bird penis. It was awesome!

by SteveTheCreepyPirate June 18, 2014

penis snatcher

a man searching the web for a male companion pretending to be a young hot babe- upon meeting, he will go for a snatch of the gonads to show the dude who is boss.

guy:i was on that dating site looking for a hot babe, when i went to meet her it ended up being some old dude

other guy: dude what'd you do?

guy:i couldnt get away,he grabbed my sack first thing!

other guy:raunchy dude, what a penis snatcher!

by penissnatcher March 30, 2009

penis mcfuzz

1. A fuzzy penis.
2. An excalamtion.
3. Some one with a fuzzy penis.

1. I have a Penis McFuzz today.
2. *loud slam* Oh, PENIS MCFUZZ!!!
3. My, my you have a fuzzy penis. I shall call you Penis McFuzz from now on.

by Tegs September 1, 2006

penis lamp

a dick that glows in the dark

she gave me a blow job last night in the dark because i had a penis lamp

by joecalhoun March 13, 2010

Penis symphony

The act in which a male "plays" with himself.

Yesterday I had a total Penis symphony!

by nnnmkh December 16, 2007