coniption shit

Getting into an argument with someone to the point where you lose your mind when you are stuck on the crapper.

The wife picked a fight with me while I was shitting, I almost blew an O-ring, she pissed me off so bad I had a coniption shit!

by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010

shower shit

when someone, usually a man, takes such a nasty disgusting shit that a shower is needed when finished to feel clean again

I had a shower shit today from that mexican food last night.

by Johnny Tats December 8, 2007

shit sandwhich

An unfavorable situation or dilema.

I knocked up my best friend's wife. What a huge shit sandwhich.

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

Duck SHit

Duck shit is closely related to the saying that is some Bull shit but it has more of a meaning.

Brandon: im going to the party
Brittany: No your not your staying home
Brandon: Fuck no that's some duck shit

by Posiedon of nazarath June 6, 2009

shit on someone

To betray, disrespect

Shit on someone: To disrespect, demoralize
"I feel so shitted on"
"____ shitted on me"

by Queen_Lolo September 25, 2017

Shit Slipper

Slang for a Doner Kebab

Hey Jon, what you doing tonight?.....

I am off down the pub for 10 pints and a Shit Slipper on the way home!

by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010

shit listed

Being put on someone's shit list for any reason at all. When a teacher does this, it normally means that you have been given a lunch detention.

Talissa was eating in class, so Ms.Fordham shit listed her.

by afkldlhsg February 17, 2008