Trifling man whore; a man who likes to have car dates with hookers, who lies about everything, even things he doesn't have to lie about, who flirts with and sleeps with many women even while in a relationship, who constantly yells and complains about his life falling apart because of the choices he's made in his life. He has no remorse.
Wow, did you hear about that Michael Hallbach guy that Sally was with? He did her dirty. She didn't deserve that.
by Not_my_circus March 19, 2025
Get the michael hallbachmug. Nickname given to a average bro. obsessed w/ sports, video games, either kinda fat or strong, laidback, cool, just a chill dude in general.
by Stupid Af July 25, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by AnxiousHerb June 10, 2024
Get the MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCEmug. Stoopeh
by Gay Ass Fagot December 20, 2020
Get the Michael and Johansenmug. Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.
"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."
by DystopianSymphony July 6, 2023
Get the Michael Solomonmug. by Majestic goat April 22, 2022
Get the Finnbarr michaelmug. by MOVMIKE September 1, 2022
Get the Michaelmug.