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PopTart Jesus

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.
by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019
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Jesus

Means - God Saves. Salvation.

The Way, the Truth and the Life. Son of God. Messiah. King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Jesus is Lord. The only one who can save our souls. His sinless, spotless blood was shed for humanity around 2,000 years ago. He is the most loving person you would ever know. Full of compassion and mercy, He revealed the loving nature of God. He knows everything about everyone. He is the Lamb of God and the Lion of Judah. No one can compare to Jesus. He performed many miracles. He cast out demons. He healed everyone He met. He cured the blind, healed the crippled and lame, He preached on repentance and forgiveness. He is God in the flesh. Immanuel means literally 'God with us'. The first man to have been born into this world of a virgin and therefore able to live without the sinful nature and never sin once. He defeated death and rose again on the third day. His first disciples were martyred for the faith, brutally killed for preaching about what they had seen and heard with their own eyes.
"Jesus is my Lord and Saviour"
"Lord Jesus is beautiful beyond description."
"Jesus is my closest friend, I am going to meet Him in Heaven"

"Jesus wants us to love our enemies and love our neighbour as ourselves"

"Jesus is the Messiah, the Son of God, the risen Christ"

"Everything about Jesus is pure, right and true. He has the power to save us and make us whole. No one can ever love each one of us as much as He does"
by heavensjewels April 3, 2022
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Jesus Is Latinx

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😱: Jesus Is Latinx
by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025
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Korean Jesus

"Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"
by pikcled January 31, 2023
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Jesus Piece

Girl drop those yams on this Jesus piece
by Jahnutz August 3, 2024
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Jesus Bomb

Dropping a Eucharist into wine and downing the whole thing.
Jesus died so that we could take Jesus bombs.
by Pizza_king_jc July 30, 2021
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