J C K

have you ever seen an icon? no not one from a computer. Or a brand. I mean a person. A person iconic enough to be a brand. Three. Why is it the perfect number? Three parts of an atom. Three parts of a mind. Three parts of a heart. Three parts of a brain. These are all signifant facts, but the real reason its the perfect number: Three parts of his initials. Women shrivel in J C K's presence, for they know they can never have him. Cause they're not good enough for him. No one is. Not even J C K is good enough for J C K. Plato's perfect form of icon was not chrome. or maccy d's. It was J C K. So next time you step into macdonalds, or open chrome, just remember. you're actually stepping into or opening up J CK.

"Don't use chrome. it's an outdtated webserver. Use J C K instead. he overheats easier (clicks tongue and winks) but has more memory and ram space, but most importantly is far more iconic

by Live in Excess September 25, 2022

J Storm

An extremely bad blackout that bites people and eats raw hot dogs. Someone you should be scared of

Did you guys see the j storm tonight? Looked like a hurricane

by Betty Crockkker March 15, 2021

J-Panda

Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.

I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

Shanti J

Shanti J can be a unisex name but in this case shanti can be a girl. That Shanti is so cool, smart, small forehead, has no friends, and wishes to jump of a cliff but not rlly

Damn She seems like a Shanti J

by Imnitgivingyoumynameweirdo August 24, 2022

Gabby J

A slang term for a blow-job.

Shut up. If you're good I'll give you a gabby j in the car.

by pdcjc January 28, 2015

M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

The full name of lafayette

That French general dude from Hamilton

Person 1: yo, who’s that French dude from Hamilton with the really long name?

Person 2: oh! You mean Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette? I love that guy!
Aka M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

by ThatHistoryGirl November 27, 2023

Andrew J.

he hangs out with the football kids but is still really nice. looks amazing with his glasses on that he rarely pulls out and his friend's sunglasses. Andrew J also plays soccer and baseball and a referee said he was amazing at them. hes a shy cross-eyed kid and defs 1 of the smartest in enriched classes. if he works up the courage to talk to u, u will never forget it.

Alegna: i want Andrew J. to draft me for kickball!
Nadia: ur athletic, so he probably will!

by Acrid~Alegna May 26, 2019