prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 31, 2016

pocket stuffing

when you stuff your pockets full of shit piss barf and more

"pocket stuffing"

by iudsgjkdbnmhviubh y May 29, 2024

Grandad Pocket

The Breast pocket on formal Shirts, Traditionally worn by Men of the 'Older Generation'

Mate why have you bought that Shirt, know it has a grandad pocket right?

Shit i need to return this!

by #justsayin' May 9, 2014

sloppy pocket

when i spill water in my pocket and it gets full of water and its wet for hours

"aw man, my water bottle opened up while i was walking and gave me a sloppy pocket again!"

by homunculuslarry June 13, 2022

Pocket Poetry

The inadvertent act of your phone typing gibberish while in your pocket. Can also happen with swipe text commonly these days.

Bro 1: "Big so if so just in da"
Bro 2: "Da fuck you on boi?"
Bro 1: Sorry man, pocket poetry"

by L_F_O February 10, 2024

Cop In Pocket

When you have committed a crime and you have a cop in your pocket, that means you have a police officer friend who will manipulate police reports to help you avoid arrest or legal accountability for crimes you have bragged about committing.

I got a Cop In Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.

by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022

Honduran Hot Pocket

The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.

She was hungry so I took her out for a Honduran Hot Pocket

by MillerIsTheName September 13, 2023