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Painful fart

When you hold in a fart and your manflaps release a kame hame ha with a painful shitting pants sound
I just had a painful fart and shit myself during the meeting
by Painful fart September 22, 2017
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Fart d'état

Wining an argument by repeating a word or by by farting out random sentence from mouth to assert dominance.
NO one cares about him because whenever you point his mistake will start to fart d'état
by Al'lexica May 8, 2022
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Stalking Farts

To leave an area to fart but it follows back to the area with the person
Well at least I walked out the car, it's not like I knew I had the Stalking Farts
by BAL612 August 28, 2015
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Huggle Fart

The release of gas from one's backside when a person is squeezed too hard in a huggle.
It was so funny, my granny did a huggle fart when she arrived last night. She cleared the restaurant out.
by Missleashy September 6, 2019
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Fart Cereal

The act in which you fart into a cereal box and then serve someone cereal from that box.
Eva was mad at Michael and served him a huge bowl of fart cereal
by Mamaeva May 4, 2020
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toothbrushy fart

Farts come with such a wonderful sounds, smells, and durations. Their tactile "feel" when exiting, which is too-often ignored, can be delightful to compare and contrast. A rare but interesting variety, the toothbrushy fart has considerable gas volume, but exits very rapidly, in a single raspy rip. The blast of gas gives the sensation of a toothbrush being used to clean and polish the pipe.
John: "I've just had the most marvelous toothbrushy fart!"

David: "That must have been a tremendous pleasure! Do you feel shiny clean and scrubbed? I can't remember the last time I had one, I am so jealous!"
by Marshall Fazione November 19, 2016
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butts and farts

A thing that guys discuss when they're either horny, or high as hell. Butts and Farts also describes the size of their butt and how their farts smells
Person A: Hey dude i'm stoned as hell. Let's talk about butts and farts

Person B: Hell Yeah man right. This guy's butt is the size of a school bus and their fart smells like a rotten egg

Person A; Rock on dude

Person C : You two are so stupid and gay
by Mr. Smart Ass January 14, 2020
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