Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
by CLOBE December 23, 2023
by bushhater69 February 14, 2022
to “get bushed” or “bush yourself” is to be caught in act of masturbating or watching porn in school.
by RockHardHonkers August 30, 2023
by TheBètaVA March 06, 2017
A warning call to advise those in the surrounding areas that a Chief Petty Officer is among them collecting information to use against them at a later time.
Hush up! Charlie is in the bush.
by 1sailingunicorn September 30, 2023
Person 1: Where are you?
Person 2: I'm bush camping in Salty, will meet up at Dusty.
Person 1: (Leaves Game)
Person 2: I'm bush camping in Salty, will meet up at Dusty.
Person 1: (Leaves Game)
by FAMLIT PERSON May 15, 2018