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bro or hoe criteria

The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.
Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys

Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.
by RiceFactory February 27, 2020
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ur bro homo

a pretty hard hitting phrase used only when someones flaming the crap out of you.
by datboikai223 November 2, 2020
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Blow Bro Day

A male friend will ask their closest male friend to become their blow bro, on 20th of October if accepted the offer they must give eachother blowjobs.
Hey! I know we're close and i really want you to be my Blow Bro for Blow Bro Day
by notmax69420 October 16, 2020
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in vit-bro fertilization

The act of having your male friend or brother get your wife or girlfriend pregnant.
Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.

Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.
by TwoFacedJG135 February 11, 2012
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Car-bro-loading

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.
Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.
by AMc799 December 18, 2011
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just jig bro

"Calm down, man!" in South Floridian terms. "Just jig" can also be used.
Man #1: YO, WHERE ARE WE GOING? I DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE SO EARLY! I WAS HAVING FUN!
Man #2: Just jig bro...we're coming back, just gotta make a quick stop.
by okdennbrah August 17, 2011
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bro me out

When your bro takes his immaculate meat and creates a new cavern inside your anus. - BS
Bro, I’m gunna need you to bro me out. Bro. -BS
by Sphincterflex May 15, 2023
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