The little bitch that calls me to cry about a quiche. He also goes from loving to hating a person in a few days. He also says that he was mad at you about something but never tells you what. He is obsessed with broadway and never shuts up about Ben Platt. He performs every chance he gets (Which means that he sings at every Friday performance). He is a bitch for any one from Spain and will tell you that every chance that he gets. He speaks Spanish like every white person ever. He thinks he has the fattest ass when it's just average and he spends hundreds of dollars on clothes from companies that make ugly clothes. He finally hates being called "Catholic Boy"
by Quiches July 07, 2020
Although most Ryan's are kind hearted and friendly, often times even on the timid side, most if not all of them are so unbelievably stupid you question how they haven't been picked off yet by natural selection. Most Ryan's are steadfast in their opinions which is a redeeming and often attractive quality, but it's usually about something retarded and ass backwards like voting conservative or spending a crazy amount of money on something that cannot be logically justified.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
by CornistheBestCrop August 25, 2018
Someone who is not only smart & cool. But he's also your average kid. Sometimes Ryan can be someone who smokes lots of weed with his sister. And, that's why their going to hell for disobeying God message. Happy face!
by japple84 November 01, 2017
Ryan is the most incredible guy in the world. Not only is he sweet, caring, driven, hilarious, and overall incredible, but he is also the most handsome guy known in the universe. Everyone with a ryan in their life is the luckiest person in the world
by Madsthebads November 25, 2024
by Ryanbesimpindoe February 14, 2020