by sebmr2 May 24, 2010
Get the bag the goosemug. Jelly-bagging is when you take a zip lock bag and fill it with personal lubricant. You then put a condom on your dick and stick the bag in between your couch cushions. Finally, you get on your knees and proceed to have intercourse with the bag of jelly that's firmly wedged into the couch.
I got home from work a bit early and happened to see my roommate Steve jelly-bagging my new sofa. Man was I pissed about that.
by DFLB November 3, 2014
Get the Jelly-Baggingmug. Friend: So how's it going with the ladies? Haven't heard of you bagging a honey recently..
Man: Yo homie good timing! I just bagged this honey in my class last week.
Friend: The dime you went to movies with?
Man: That's right my dawg, she even made me breakfast the next day!
Man: Yo homie good timing! I just bagged this honey in my class last week.
Friend: The dime you went to movies with?
Man: That's right my dawg, she even made me breakfast the next day!
by Lyricsta March 3, 2016
Get the Bagging a honeymug. a quantification of how full one's bag is. the bag in question is filled with any measure of success (e.g. cash, gains, happiness, body count)
"Yo vinnie what's yo bag meter at?"
"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."
"Word."
Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"
"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"
"Bet"
"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."
"Word."
Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"
"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"
"Bet"
by mynamenotnotjeff February 21, 2019
Get the bag metermug. by toypit April 18, 2022
Get the Douche Bagmug. 1. Mix a Jersey Shore male cast member with a Jerry Springer redneck,parent's money, aviator sunglasses,1 pair of fingerless gloves and a photo album of ex-girlfriend's(drunk and naked)of course but not by choice. Best chin gum chewing bitch I've ever met.
1.My husband forwarded me about his lifelong dooshá-bag friend .
2.Bar scene:Vomiting female at the end of bar and dooshá-bag already has alibi.
3.D Hartnotmyman dooshá-bag grow up and get off your parents insurance.
4.Even wears his dooshá-bag outfit while he is working.
5.Dooshá-bag shut the fuck up!
2.Bar scene:Vomiting female at the end of bar and dooshá-bag already has alibi.
3.D Hartnotmyman dooshá-bag grow up and get off your parents insurance.
4.Even wears his dooshá-bag outfit while he is working.
5.Dooshá-bag shut the fuck up!
by Charles Sandercox June 16, 2018
Get the Dooshá-bagmug. a cousin of the bean bag, only it's actually edible. Careful if you have back issues, these seats are lumpy, crunchy, and impossible to roll out of.
Dave: Why didn't Rick come home after the we played xbox?
Todd: He got stuck in that cashew bag and just ended up eating it and now he can't move.
Todd: He got stuck in that cashew bag and just ended up eating it and now he can't move.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Cashew Bagmug.