Someone that has a secret crush on a milf that he knows. Doesn’t have the guts too say it to here, but if Jesus had the chance he would have smashed that ass of Sonia when that leotard at the club was looking delicious that night.
by Soniajesuslove July 9, 2022
Get the sonia jesusmug. by AWildBro December 1, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. The type of guy to steel your girl if he likes her. This mf really goes from being open and all out in shit to being quiet, always wearing a hoodie and looks fucking depressed. But dont worry about him stealing her. He's a nice guy.
by Big daddy11478 November 22, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. by DevilhunterBFMV July 13, 2023
Get the talkin to jesusmug. Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.
by Awe.skeetskeeg February 11, 2024
Get the Jesus loves youmug. by Sus jay September 8, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. Guy one: hey man are you going to church
Guy two: why what do you do there
Guy one: learn about Jesus
Guy two: oh okay sounds good I’m in
Guy two: why what do you do there
Guy one: learn about Jesus
Guy two: oh okay sounds good I’m in
by Rose1320 March 14, 2022
Get the Jesusmug.