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sonia jesus

Someone that has a secret crush on a milf that he knows. Doesn’t have the guts too say it to here, but if Jesus had the chance he would have smashed that ass of Sonia when that leotard at the club was looking delicious that night.
Sonia jesus Marcos best friend really wants to express his fleeing with you
by Soniajesuslove July 9, 2022
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Jesus

A popular pornstar, know for his world class blowjobs.
"Jesus can give a mean blowjob. He blew that man's dick right off with the power of god".
by AWildBro December 1, 2021
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Jesus

The type of guy to steel your girl if he likes her. This mf really goes from being open and all out in shit to being quiet, always wearing a hoodie and looks fucking depressed. But dont worry about him stealing her. He's a nice guy.
Oh shit hide yo biches Jesus is coming
by Big daddy11478 November 22, 2021
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talkin to jesus

Someone who is very much under in influence/ very high
Our man really is Talkin to Jesus right now.
by DevilhunterBFMV July 13, 2023
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Jesus loves you

Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.
*someone chilling and being themselves (typically people who are lgbtq)*
“Jesus loves you”
by Awe.skeetskeeg February 11, 2024
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Jesus

Y/n : Hey I just read 18+ wattpad!
Dude: You need Jesus
by Sus jay September 8, 2021
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Jesus

Jesus is our savior and our God. He loves us God
Guy one: hey man are you going to church

Guy two: why what do you do there
Guy one: learn about Jesus

Guy two: oh okay sounds good I’m in
by Rose1320 March 14, 2022
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