baby cheese

after the baby comes out it is covered in tiny white chunks. the nickname is cheese

what the hell is that baby covered in?
thats baby cheese! duh.

by cheesegirl01 December 9, 2008

cheese rocks

what happens when you don't clean your balls or sick for ages.

smells nasty

"Seriously, go take a shower, you've got some nasty cheese rocks."

by IGotsDaadcheeserocks April 19, 2003

Cheese Helmut

An uncircumsized foreskin

girl: What's that smell?
me: Don't worry it's just the scrunk in my cheese helmut, spit on it.

by Mike Hawk Fitzwell August 31, 2009

cheese grader

when a male has incestual sex with father

oh man last night i was so drunk i graded cheese.
hey did ya hear tom is a cheese grader

by I.B.M.T.P May 30, 2011

Cheese Wizard

Someone who comes up with sooooo much cheesy crap (be it spoken, filed, recored etc.) that he/she/it becomes a master at it.

Independence Day was directed by a real Cheese Wizard

by Jittery Joe October 16, 2005

cheese-noodles

most basically, mac 'n' cheese; but they can be made with any cheese or noodle type. In other words, it might be linguini and alfredo sauce or nuked penne pasta with cheese whiz on top.

Let's all sit around and eat cheese-noodles; then we'll invite over anyone that wants in on our cheese-noodle club!

by huhwhat?56 January 20, 2009

cheese of blowjobs

A meme meaning ya dun goofed, or that something or someone has horribly failed it/themselves, or something is mind bogglingly stupid.

That, my dear sir, is the cheese of blowjobs. Good Day!

by failopisfail September 10, 2010