Stop trying to finish my sentences! You don't know what I'm going to stay you dumb motherfucker! Hahahahahahaha!!!
Hym "Facebook need to stop guessing what I'm going to say. It's an insult. You can eat a bag of spiders? See!? I bet you thought I was going to say 'baby dicks' didn't you? Stupid fucking bitch. I am in the process of being pulled forward into time by novelty! You cannot predict chaos!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

a facebooker is someone who never gets off facebook and/or stays off
for EXETREMLY long amounts of time
for EXETREMLY long amounts of time
"yo robbie is such a facebooker all he ever does and sit there in class and do stuff on facebook"
"yeah he's such a facebooker
"yeah he's such a facebooker
by instagramer June 2, 2014

by SuzieSays November 30, 2020

when your mobile web or phone responds to your status update or someone elses status update with a random insert of numbers or letters much like a pocket dial, or pocket text.
Jimmy ***** "I'm going to school!"
Tara **** "dkah"
Jimmy "What does that mean?"
Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"
Tara **** "dkah"
Jimmy "What does that mean?"
Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"
by Amberjean November 30, 2010

Facebook Cambodians are Cambodian people who use other Cambodians on Facebook for advice, facts, or news. Regardless if it makes sense or not, Facebook Cambodians believe in each other.
by King Khmer November 25, 2024

For example: Serrano shit on Nicole’s hilarious good morning text, not realizing it was an awesome 2014 Facebook post.
by Gotchab!tch November 27, 2024

A girl that always takes pictures of herself, even when she gets new glasses....oh and her name is Kaye
by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011
