crack head marriage

When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...

I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!

by Mangodjmango July 2, 2017

Crack Juice

Really Sweet Juice,usually made with koolaid and alot of sugar

Granny's Crack Juice was soo good,I think she used a little TOO much sugar this time
Me: girl that's literally what crack juice is

by ninigotbandz April 1, 2024

crack rag

The cloth you use to wipe seminal fluid from the vagina and/or other orifice in the body.

Girlfriend: Hey can you hand me my Crack Rag, you creampied me and I don't wanna get it in my panties.

by Dat anime guy booty dogh April 27, 2017

Crack and snack

The process of taking a girl home and ordering food. You then have sex with her and stop upon the food arriving. Eat the food and pass out.

Yo bro I left the bar last night and hit a crack and snack.

by thesnackandcracker September 8, 2025

Crack

To have sex with someone

Shawty bad tho, I'd crack that all day.

by l0nix June 9, 2025

crack jiz

The white crusties you get around your mouth when you're smoking crack ,have really dry mouth, and sucking dicks

Wipe that crack jiz off your mouth bro, it looks like you just got done sucking on a dick

by Mr.Fixzer September 3, 2022

Cracked

The meaning of being insane, or crazy.

Player 1: *Wipes 2 whole duos* Player 2: yooo, this kid is cracked!

by 12yo August 2, 2019