Slap dat butt Monday

You slap a random persons butt on any Monday.

Hey it's slap dat butt Monday.

by BRUH WYD October 30, 2019

National Cock Slapping Day

April 7th, national cock slapping day

Michael Agricola: Aye what day is it today?
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh

April 7th, national cock slapping day

by The1Dumbass April 4, 2022

slap your science teacher

National slap your science teacher day.

Slap your science teacher

David: I hate you *slaps*
Teacher: okay then

by Slap your science teacher January 6, 2021

pimp slap the manwhore

to masturbate

I'm so horny, I gotta pimp slap my manwhore

by anonymous February 5, 2004

He-Bitch-Man-Slap

It's Kinda Like A Pimp Slap But Without Baby Powder, A Little More Brutish

"Hey Buddy, Don't Make Me He Bitch Man Slap You!"

by David Holland, Oliver Marson December 3, 2004

Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS)

Is when you take a shit in a paper bag then slap someone in the face with it.

Bill: That fucking chode pissed me off so much yesterday i gave him a Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) and he cried. He smelt like shit for the rest of the day.

by ChoadZilla69 February 23, 2010

Australian Jump-Slap Fight

1. A form of competetive martial arts wherein two combatants face off against eachother on a pre-determined patch of grass, usually about 15x15 feet. The only rules are as follows: All blows must be delivered with an open hand, and a fighter must be clearly airborn while executing any attack. Fake-jumps are permitted to throw off an opponent's timing, but a counter-attack still must be performed while real-jumping. The bout ends when anybody gets exhausted from the constant leaping around, or when the whole thing isn't funny anymore, at which point a panel of three judges declares a winner based on who collectively whooped more ass. All of this is crazy enough to have probably originated somewhere in Australia.

2. A relatively safe way to settle disputes, while still resorting to violence, which rules.

1. Timothy won a 2-1 split decision over Gerald in that Australian Jump-Slap Fight, because he whooped more ass, but not unanimously.

2. "I'll Australian Jump-Slap Fight you for that last hot wing, bitch."

by j_dizzle2869 October 21, 2005