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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"
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Michael Fastbastard

Michael Fassbender's alter-ego.
Michael: I prefer the real me.

Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.
Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.
Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.
Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.

"The Michael Fastbastard experience"
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michael

michael aka jefe aka mike aka the softest guy you’ll ever meet. he’s the class clown always trying to make people laugh. he’s easy to talk to and would give you the world… if you’re lucky enough to date him, keep him
damn i wish i had a boyfriend like michael

yo where is michael at??
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Jan-Michael

Jan-Michael Vincent was an American actor known for portraying helicopter pilot Stringfellow Hawke in the TV series Airwolf and the protagonist, Matt Johnson, in the 1978 film Big Wednesday. He was the best of the best during that time. In 1984, Vincent was cast as Stringfellow Hawke in the helicopter action series Airwolf (1984), co-starring Ernest Borgnine. Jan-Michael Vincent was a prominent heartthrob actor in the '80s whose later life was plagued by numerous sad occurrences until his eventual death in 2019. Best known for his role in "Airwolf," Jan-Michael Vincent was undoubtedly one of the most talented, popular, and highest-paid actors of his .
Did you see the helicopter pilot professionally maneuver through the obstacle; he pulled a Jan-Michael Vincent!
by Air Wolf The Great November 22, 2021
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Michael

Michael is the most sweet hearted person you will ever find. He’s nice and a bit of a dork! Michael will always stick by you no matter what! through your ups and downs he will always be there! He will do anything for his loved ones. An overall amazing person to be around. Michael’s charm is immaculate and you hate when he’s not around you because you miss him so much! Honestly, the best part of a Michael is that they are truly themselves all the time:)
“hey have you seen Michael ”
“Yes and I can’t take my eyes off him!”
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Michael kennedy

A grown man that no longer can handle his liquor so he turned into a stoner pussy
That pussy Michael Kennedy can’t keep his liquor down
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Michael

will treat you like a princess and is good with his hands if you know what i mean😏 future dilf. has a hot morning voice and the body of a greek god but back off he’s taken😜
anyone: leah is so lucky bro- michael’s the best
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