dammit in the ass!

An exclaimation and/or exhortation indicating severe displeasure with the current situation.

Dammit in the ass! I locked my fucking keys in the mutherfucking car!

by Daniliciousuptheass January 17, 2008

Ass Tyrant

One who dominates another mans ass.

Can you go to the gym tonight, Bob? No sorry, my ass tyrant is going to call the butt pirates over.

by Buck October 19, 2003

ass marbles

Stress or tension; being so tense you could shove marbles up your ass and keep them there.

I have to write this application for University, and it's giving me ass marbles.

by Madeleine Powers December 12, 2008

Sewer Ass

n : an ass that looks as though it could have been found in a sewer.

v : to file a lawsuit against a female

guy 1: So, what did you think of Stacy?
guy 2: She had a nice face, but a total sewer ass.

That bitch won't give me a refund! I'ma sewer ass!

by Millertime!! January 24, 2010

ass pheasant

N: Someone who is constantly up someone's ass. Obsessed with the person they follow.

Mike Hunt: Seymore! You need to do a better job and not be an ass to our damn customers.
Seymore Asses: Damnit Mike Get off my back and quit being an ass pheasant!

by Kris Webb April 8, 2007

ass to mouth

Doing ass to mouth sex is something only a complete whore will attempt and enjoy. She lets her man pound her ass in any position he wants then begs him to pull out and slide his cock into her mouth so she can taste her own ass, often repeating this several times. After he cums deep in her asshole she will suck all the cum and juice off his cock.

Kathy loves performing ass to mouth sex. She was 17 the first time a guy made her do it and shes been addicted ever since. Over the last 30+ years shes done it hundreds of times for hundreds of different men. "I dont care whos cock is pumping my dirty ass, I love to beg him to put in my mouth so i can taste it" she says. "I always rub my wet shaved pussy while im sucking him then i beg him to fuck my tight ass some more and tell him how good it tastes."

by btld November 9, 2007

kick ass

1)(v) to actually physically hurt someone, however you will usually hear a pronoun in between kick and ass in this definition
2)(adj.)very very cool or awesome
3)(v) to be in the process of kicking ass

1:
im gonna kick that kid's ass!

2:
anti-flag was kick ass last night at that concert
(other use) anti-flag threw a kick ass concert the other day

3:
yeah we totally kick ass when we jam like this

by the hardcore one December 14, 2008