Soft J

A light, casual jog, alternatively called "yog", usually applied when two people go on a short, conversation centered jog listening to music. Originally used by the man, the myth, the legend, Joey's World Tour. OG's consume a massive load of mini-chocolate donuts after the soft-j, but most skip this step due to their fitness goals.

My friend and I went on a Soft J this morning before hitting the weights and getting yolked.

by Hovershlagen December 8, 2020

Dennis J Thompson

A known buff, a rube of sorts. A Country bumpkin like fellow.

Boy, that Kenny O’Connor really pulled a Dennis J Thompson on a bunch of boobs looking at Facebook.

by Scott Pak December 9, 2020

Grandmaster J

A true African American leader. An inspiration for positive.

That dude’s is a grandmaster J.

by Truth says December 13, 2020

J Hole

A special cavity passed down through a particular line of Scottish Nobles, located between the gooch and the Scampi Hole. It was in the J Hole that the house Stuart were first raped in to the Scottish Royal Family in 1274.

Unfettered access to the J Hole comes at a price. The price? Your humanity.

by crazydudeeeeeeeee December 18, 2020

J willy

Could pull any bitch and fuck ur mom, sister, dad, and pet hamster.

Random hoe 1: Is that J willy?

Random hoe 2: omggggg, hes so segsy

by Balls_Are_Good December 19, 2020

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by tomas t December 22, 2020

Never J-Fake

J-Fake: Something that is complete fabrication. To Never J-Fake is to keep it real at all time, with all things.

A lie. (J-Fake)

Not true or real. (J-Fake)

Cap. (J-Fake)

Kizzy. (J-Fake)

Never J-Fake with me and I'll Never J-Fake with you.

Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.

Stop all that J-faking.

Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.

by IV000 November 11, 2020