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Super straight

When you are only attracted to people born of the opposite gender. Another name can be PRETTY FUCKING STUPID.
Thomas: Would you date a trans guy?
David: No dude im super straight.
Thomas: Oh so you’re a retard?
by Narquil da boy March 14, 2021
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Aquinas straight

A man who is only attracted to women would make good wives and mothers and only into relations which will conform to the Natural Law.

Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.
I've been confused lately, labeling myself as "Super Straight," which is really childish and offensive to me. I am not "Super Straight". I am Aquinas Straight.
by matkap March 15, 2021
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super straight

a transphobe who is not a part of the LGBTQ+ because it is not a sexuality its a preferance.
person: im super straight

person2: no you are just a transphobe
by personhi March 15, 2021
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Super Straight

Someone who is attracted to people of the same or all genders,or in some cases none at all,but is in denial
Person a:he is so obviously gay,to bad he's Super Straight
by Korudosoda March 21, 2021
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Super straight

Something to say to speedrun getting cancel on twitter.
marc: Im super straight

Twitter: U homophobic racist and anti-lgbtq+ peice of shit.
by Anounymouscoder12345 April 3, 2021
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Colombian Straight Pipe

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.
I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe
by DomDaddyyyy April 4, 2021
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devastatingly straight

Women who are unfortunately attracted to men, much to their detriment and disgust.
I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice
by Erwin D'Magnificent April 17, 2021
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