shit and run

when you clog the toilet and do a runner

the motherfucker who used the stall before me did a shit and run!

by hotsezygirl59949338 January 28, 2020

Buns to the runs.

Phrase. When one has runs coming out of their buns.

"Got the buns to the runs my man...buns to the runs."

by Billy the fucker January 3, 2014

Inside-the-park home run

Doing a #2 in a public urinal.

From American Dad, season 12, episode 20, "Gift Me Liberty":
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."

by Kefteniglo February 14, 2017

running with the bat

Running the bases in baseball while holding your dick

Dood did you see nick running with the bat?

by Gregk22 January 17, 2016

Running twack

Smoking meth excessively

Me: She lost so much weight since I saw her last

Friend:bro she’s a twack-star she’s been running twack since high school

by ETCB14 June 26, 2022

run my top

Term for "you're my bitch now", and to give head to the person who said this to you.

Friend one: run my top

Friend two: no Jennifer i don't want to

Friend one: u my bitch tho...

by Jenni.fer May 27, 2019

family-member run-around

Refers to the common but totally unproductive/destructive practice of a young child's parents and/or two or more older family members successively "delegating" or "passing the buck" from one family member to another when the youngster asks a difficult/uncomfortable question, rather than the initially-queried adult's simply saying, "I don't know" or, "That is not something you need to know just yet --- wait till you're a few years older to ask about that."

Small girl: Daddy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Father (glancing up from his evening paper): Go ask your mother that question.
Small girl (toddling over to her mother, who is knitting by the fire): Mommy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Mother (looking up from her knitting, surprised): You know --- that's a really excellent question... why don't you ask your father about that.
Small girl: Well, I already did --- Daddy told me to ask you.
Mother (exasperated): Oh --- well, then, I think maybe your Uncle John could help you answer that.
Small girl (going outside where her uncle is lounging on the porch swing): Uncle John, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Uncle John: Hummmm... lemme guess --- didja ask your parents about that, and they sent you to me?
Small girl: Yes, Uncle John --- Mommy said you'd be just the person to ask.
Uncle John: Ahhhh... givin' ya da ol' family-member run-around, are they?

by QuacksO October 26, 2016