pull a columbine

to "pull a columbine" is basically doing a typical school shooting, minus the incredibly large amount of infamy, copy cats and social effect that columbine had. basically a lvl 1 school shooting done by a noob who doesn't know how to wash their leather cheerio and smells like doo doo feces.

connor: oh my, im so fed up with being bullied at school even though im the instigator, i think im gonna pull a columbine
penis of johnson: stfu you smelly kid, put your dads hunting rifle away and get some help as well as not be such a bitch at school and no one will bully you"
connor: thanks penis of johnson! now that i've been given some valuable info, i have turned my life around and have become a famous mathematician.
penis of johnson: you're welcome!
*and the school lived happily ever after*

by penis of johnson. November 10, 2022

pulling a naomi

pulling a naomi involves blocking someone, usually a close friend/ person you have been close to for a long time, randomly, on all media sites. if you pull a naomi, the only way the victim of this action may talk to you going forward is in person, face to face.

person 1: “i need to go talk to mia”
person 2: “why?”
person 1: “she pulled a naomi yesterday!”
person 2: “silly goose! pulling a naomi every other day!”

by stupidbutts! November 14, 2022

Pulling a Fred

Providing an unwanted/unnecessary opinion at inconvenient times

Hurting people for no apparent reason and blaming it on self defence

1.
Fred-Terrarias better than minecraft
Random Person-stop pulling a Fred, Fred

2.
Fred- *hurts you for no apparent reason*
Random Person-HEY! you gave me a concussion!
Fred- Its self defence
Random Person-stop pulling a fred, Fred

by Gae_Pillow November 16, 2022

Pulling a Steven

When you leave the call for very suspicious reasons.

1:Alright guys im gonna go clean my room.

2:Hes definetly pulling a Steven.

by YashiRawr September 14, 2022

Pulling a Coil

When you are fully capable of great things but you cut yourself short every time

I m pulling a coil and waking up at 2 PM everyday, now over half my life is wasted sleeping.

by GSWERVOOOO October 19, 2022

Pulled a bozzer

When you claim thinking one type of event or establishment is, in fact, another completely innocent type

“Love, I can explain, I pulled a Bozzer; I thought that brothel was just a furniture store”

“Mate, pulled a Bozzer it last night, smashed a bird and thought it was the missus. Had no idea!”

by Satire Enjoyer January 12, 2022

pull a suvan

To miss a class, particularly first period, because you overslept. The oversleeping is likely due to lacking brain cells and sleeping late in the night before.

"I just pulled a Suvan"
"If I don't sleep early tonight, I might pull a suvan tomorrow morning"

by ff life May 15, 2022