Poo dandruff

When you don't wipe properly after dropping stool and the remnants crust over like a scab and flakes of dried poo end up in your underwear.

I went to do my husband's laundry, and when I pick up his underwear, some poo dandruff got on my hand. Thank God I noticed or I could have ended up with pink eye.

by Huge hammer69 June 13, 2025

kenty poo

A little bitch who can't handle their own shit and needs people to fight for them. A pale little boy who could possibly be gay and is very weird

Eww you know that kid Kent. Everyone calls him kenty poo

by Nxudnnshdi April 21, 2017

Winkie Poo

To wink in a flirty way.

The cat had did a winkie poo to Alan.

by mehew December 17, 2021

Danger Poo

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.

"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".

by Don't put me on speaker phone June 16, 2021

Poo Geyser

Insert mentos and diet coke into butt hole and let the mixture spray in your face.

My face looks slightly tanner due to the Poo geyser I received last night.

by Dirty Dawgz January 10, 2012

Poo

Very stinky

I ate the poo i didnt like it

by Izayahpottorff February 13, 2021

Creamy Poo

poo what has a slight taste of cream

sometimes people have a creamy poo

by anonymous February 22, 2022