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poo-priming

Coined by Kirstie Allsopp, Love It Or List It UK in Yorkshire. Synonym of the "polishing of a turd."
Only available example online: Kirstie Allsopp, "You can get a high sheen on a turd but it's still a turd... Poo-priming."
by Fibi Felisimo March 31, 2025
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Poo

A poo is used mainly as sex toys.
‘Babe, can we have sex?’ Mara said
‘Sure, you got the d1ldo?’ James replied
‘No, but I have my poo.’ Mara said

‘Nice one. Cant wait to fuck you.’ James said exitedly

They sat down on the bed and James Hornily and pulled down maras knickers and shoved in the large shit, it went all the way in.
‘Uh ahhh! More daddy more!!!’ Mara moaned

He pulled it in and out and hit her spot making her cum
by My sister is dead August 31, 2021
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Poo-rat

Shitty little dog.
Usually yappy and annoying. Serves no apparent function apart from fouling the kitchen floor.
"Oh, gross, your poo-rat is trying to hump my foot!"

"The ambassador's receptions are noted in society for their host's exquisite taste and that absolutely hideous little poo-rat dog of his that pleasures itself against the shoes of his guests."
by Bewildered Xennial November 21, 2023
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Poo Stigging It

When you make your way to the toilet with haste due to badly needing a shit
Example 1:
"Mate I was doing 90 in a school zone, I was seriously poo stigging it"

Example 2:
"Check matey over there running, he's poo stigging it him"
by Mohammed Naqvi May 23, 2022
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poo blocked

a. When you or a new partner suggest a shower or some sexual adventure and the other partner doesn't seem very excited about it. You may wonder if they aren't that into you, or not that into your sexy idea, when it turns out that they just had to poo and were too shy to say anything.
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea
The morning after the first sleepover, BJ suggested that they take a shower and he would wash her back, then they could crawl back in bed. She was quiet for a minute and didn't seem very excited about the idea. He wondered if she wasn't so into him or didn't want him. After an awkward silence, she said she had to go poo and didn't want to stink up the only bathroom where the shower was. He wondered how many people get poo blocked when a candle and an extra 30 minutes would fix the problem.
by White Egret November 3, 2015
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Target poo

When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life
I had target poo-man who is now crippled
by Target pooinator September 9, 2021
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poo placenta

the small hard stool that proceed the birth of a seven pound turd
"where's the khazi old boy, I can feel the poo placenta beginning to dislodge!"
by dan"da"man January 4, 2010
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