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Old Balls

Holy shit, Sean Paddy Murphy has old balls! They’re going into his asshole!!!
by Old Balls Murphy November 17, 2023
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Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.
Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023
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Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.
Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023
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Old Kentucky Windage

Either any Kentucky bourbon or whiskey.

Also a mixed drink containing Kentucky bourbon whiskey and blackberry brandy.
by New Bedford Redneck December 26, 2023
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cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
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Old Cunt

What you call you grandma
This old cunt is good for noting anymore

Who would fuck this old cunt
by Gradmafucker January 2, 2024
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Old Trombone

Basically a Rusty Trombone Reach Around, but with old and young.
Hey, Grandma, wanna do an old trombone on me?
by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024
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