Sex with mom and dad

The most uncomfortable,yet entertaining sex education show on MTV

This week, on Sex with mom and dad

Girl: I love sex
Mom: Sex is bad
Doctor: How do you feel about that?

by screamofeen19 May 19, 2009

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dead mom jokes

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.

mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board

by Larry April 13, 2004

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your moms box

your mothers vagina

yer moms box was all plugged up with cobwebs last night dude, I had to surf the hershey highway wit da bitch.

by Mike W. January 21, 2003

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stray at home mom

Known to be this right after giving birth and when the time occurs when she is most fertile. She will stray from the marriage when the desire for sex becomes too much to handle. Even the husband wants sex, she will comply and then when the husband is away from home either at work out of town, the mother will stray to another to crave the need for sex.

My wife became known as a stray at home mom in my neighborhood when one of my neighbors caught men coming to my home all times of the day all week for sex with the mother of my children.

by Charles H Hall 3rd May 2, 2008

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Soccer mom

totally hot momma. would be completely unaware of their hotness except that punks get in traffic accidents when they watch these soccer moms cross the street. yeah, you want 'em. and when you're a money making executive, you'll pay for 'em. Them and a minivan. yeah you will.

He wanted that soccer mom but was afraid she wouldn't want a little guy who's only sexual experiences were with himself.

by soccer mom September 16, 2005

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