brain peep

a peep into a mother's brain

bake the cake. can't somebody keep away the kids, entertain them. bake the bloody cake. god i hope this will turn out nice. write a card maybe? is that too cheesy. maybe rhyme. haha duh. air force 1 was it? what, adidas was it? air force 100? nike. ask the assistant. bake the bloody cake. dinner. lamb? kid-friendly? wrap the presents. check the cake. so, lamb was it. side dish. potatoes. brussel sprouts. kid-friendly my ass. we need a sauce. wrap it up. maybe write a definition. call it brain peep. brain fuck. peep. fuck. fuck the brain. its fucked.

by Krkič December 30, 2019

Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity

Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!

by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022

fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 1, 2022

Brain Drapluk

a complete idiot, known for being the biggest retard in every room he walks into, first kiss was with a guy, gets no pussy even though he could if he tried, has perky nipples.

"Hey, look at that retard"
"That's a Brain Drapluk"

by haywoodjablowme69 April 20, 2010

Brain Loss

A condition that causes you to become a non-dangerous psychopath and is caused by either over-working or being bitten by Snata. Stay away from these people if you hate the environment. They yell 'Respect the environment!!!' and post lyrics of songs on WhatsApp groups, also monsters under your bed, and many strange things that will cause you to want to bash their heads in.

Person with brain loss: Respect the environment
Others: *bash head in*

by Stranger Words April 30, 2020

anti-brain

When you are so dumb, you have a brain that uses all its braincells into making you dumber than if you just didn't have a brain

"Everyone in this discord server has an anti-brain please help"

by SeñorJefferyDahmerthethird October 11, 2022

A brain

Something you don't need

I don't have a brain, I don't need it.

by GrilledGoat March 25, 2021