Duck Toucher

An insult to use when you want someone to become aware of your displeasure with them but also leave them unable to quantify how offended they should be.

Maybe if you weren't such a duck toucher , we wouldn't be dealing with this right now.

by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023

duck balls

The practise of castrating a 6’1 34-year-old male from Kansas, TX while under the influence of MDMA and a variety of vodka brands. You need to have a 1982 DMC DeLorean with the driver’s side door and the transmission missing in the same room as the occurrence for this definition to apply.

Ben committed duck balls

by im a big boy January 12, 2022