Ryan de swart

usually a fat black guy with a huge vagina

Look its that fat black transsexual Ryan de swart

by AccidentalPrecum December 13, 2016

João De Jesus

João De Jesus is the most amazing person you'll ever meet, when he comes into your life he will be ur highest point and only take you higher. He has a 11 incher and going strong, He's caring and the sweetestperson you'll ever meet, curious about the world and all the cultures and histories and fucken smexxxxy in a hoodie. Has multiple pink florida shorts and even though he acts gay and retared he isn't ( the game part), he loles to work on himslef and fet better and gives back to the community, may or may not be racists, he comforts well and is understanding

He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.

Jack : " if João De Jesus was gay id hit that"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"

by He's my world March 27, 2024

trap de la tourette

Screaming out passages from a trap hiphop song (uncontrollably).

John had a very severe form of trap de la tourette. At the DMV he screamed: WATCH YOUNG QUEVO BREAK THE POT!!

by jeentje March 2, 2017

Matt op de map

Used when you simply outplay your opponent. Doesnt limit itself to only video games, it can be used in other forms of accomplishment.

''Refers to the character matt in the popular video game: wii sport''

Dude did you see what i just did bro, Matt op de map man!

by TheJokerNyc October 30, 2020

Wesley de Graaf

He is amazing and sweet ad first, then just an asshole. He seems to care about you but he will disappear out of nowhere.

0/5 stars

- My god that Wesley de Graaf seems to be a sexy, caring and just perfect boy
- maybe too perfect, watch out girl.

by Emiprincess April 21, 2022

de disea spre

de disea spre is Latin for a stupid person

“Hey mate! Did ya do good on the test?”
“Nah mate. 37%”
“HA!! I got 89% You’re such a de disea spre!”

by ur mum’s smelly chicken March 2, 2019

Pan de Muerto

A delicious, funny looking sugared bread, with cruchy symbolic bones sold on November in Mexico everywhere.
Sometimes with pink vegetable paint to represent the human blood that was poured on them during Aztec times.

November is coming, we'll all eat bread of the dead ( Pan de Muerto ) with chocolate atole.

by PotterSaysBazinga! August 20, 2013