Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

Top Pokie

The best you can get of anything.

Chester's slidey bridies were top pokie.

That rubs was top pokie.

by Yer Man Here April 27, 2009

top raider

Top is the best and raider means fucking shit so your the top fucker

Boul really be fucking bitchs he top raider

by Shxncho September 27, 2022

Topping

The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.

I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!

by Handkerchief Steel March 27, 2025

Rocky Top

Is the majestic art of a blowjob after anal. Much like sloppy top just... sloppier.

I pulled that puppy out and she gave me some rocky top. Sucked the corn right off the helmet.

by Ralyks H July 14, 2019

Top Turkey

n. Imaginary military term for officer in charge or most senior officer

“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”

by Corncakes March 29, 2025

Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored

by CriticalCudicini January 02, 2021