dirty elissa

The cutest woman who will cry when too drunk on a mans shoulder then scream very loudly during sex. Great dancer.

We did a {Dirty Elissa} last night. She has daddy issues.

by Kitterpoo May 30, 2020

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Dirty Jon

The act of sticking one’s arm so far up the male’s ass so he continuously vomits

Did ya hear Jeff had a dirty jon last Tuesday?

by 6996dirtysanchez6969 April 12, 2020

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dirty oister

when you skeet on in your hand and slap a ho with it

"man i didnt want to shoot it in her eye, so i gave her a dirty oister"

by Oooo pap mahalo October 15, 2005

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Fecal scented air expelled through the anal cavity. You must not be fooled by its pretty-sounding name, as "The Dirty Wind" is one of the most sought after farts. It is comforting to farter and passerby alike. It has a sound of air being let out of a bike tire ffffffffffffffft. What is most diagnostic about it, however, is its length. It is the longest-lasting fart there is. It will sometimes cause the farters mouth to hang open uncontrollably with eyes watering & unable to speak. It's as though he has had the wind knocked out of him. Neither loud nor strong in sound this fart however is unwavering, it may last fifteen seconds.

Derek was hiking near his home when he suddenly stopped dead in his tracks... he felt the presence of a Dirty Wind approaching and thus slightly bent over at the waist, hands on hips as he released his dirty wind for the other hikers to appreciate.

by hammer41 August 29, 2011

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dirty baseball

the male takes a shit into her hands and she rolls it into a ball. after shaped like a baseball, she pitches it to the male who swings his erected COCK and trys to hit it back into her mouth.

i hit a home run playing dirty baseball with kudly

by MARKK November 19, 2006

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