Wet Drunk

When you are so drunk that you have a shine to your face (probably sweat!)

Look at him, he is wet drunk!

by AG30 November 6, 2022

wet leg

a self pitying person. (see Oxford English Dictionary)

I can only stand to listen to their endless sob story for so long... they're such a wet leg!

by The One and Only Captain Nemo December 1, 2022

wet tablesaw

When someone farts in their sleep. It is very loud and juicy. It sounds like a tablesaw.

The hautings of a wet tablesaw keep me up at night.
Nathan, in his sleep, just did a wet tablesaw.

by June May 14, 2015

get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 1, 2017

Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not

Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.

by snake ruiz September 27, 2012

Wet Dog

When you lick a girls asshole while you’re fucking her pussy doggystyle. The king of all sex maneuvers.

“I had to go to the chiropractor after giving my bitch a wet dog.”

by Shockfun April 23, 2018