Maple Dream Cream

When a Canadian shoots his syrup on ones face.

Oh my God Becky, I took a shot of Adams Maple Dream Cream last night all over my face. What a experience Aye?

by TuckN'Roll October 27, 2018

touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

a funny version of "touch me, i scream".

Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh

by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024

creaming and crying

When you're really upset about something beyond belief.

Literally creaming and crying that our exam isn't take home open book.

by kingcreaming February 21, 2024

Room for Cream

When you chug some of your bottled drink (soda, juice) and pour alcohol into it before going out.

Dude: Can't bring beer? GUESS I'LL LEAVE ROOM FOR CREAM

by suki91 October 5, 2011

cream blast

Literal meaning: When a male shoots their sperm onto the skin of another individual or their self.

Metaphorical meaning: Empowering over ("owning") someone or something.

Figurative meaning: best World of Warcraft druid on alliance side - Creamblast on Frostmourne alliance.

Literal meaning: That was a total cream blast man, your junk went all up in that girls trunk.

Metaphorical meaning: Wow, that was a total creamblast, they just got annihilated!

Figurative meaning: Oh my god! That was Archdruid Creamblast that just flew past!! :O

by Archdruid Creamblast July 22, 2017

cream pop

What people in the Midwestern United States and Canada should call cream soda

What's your favourite kind of pop?
Cream pop.
Dude, it's called cream soda.
Go back to Long Island.

by Ando77 June 8, 2021

Crevasse cream

Crevasse cream is the thick film that builds up in the crevasse around your genitals and your legs

That bitches crevasse cream is so thick it's gotta be churned

by Grimmi January 20, 2018