Law Gore

Nerdy brother to Al Gore. Little known to the general public, but similarly-learned in using mathematical operations/equations to make "inconvenient truth" speeches.

If we study the key Al Gore rhythms and compare them with Law Gore rhythms, will we actually get a clearer idea of how to solve global warming, or will we just get even more confused with all of those complex mathematical formulas???

by QuacksO November 25, 2021

Murphy's Law of Exceptions

"You can follow an 'unpopular' method or procedure 'till da cows come home' and nothing unusual will ever happen to 'justify' or 'vindicate' your unorthodox actions (and you'll likely get continually criticized by others for your chosen behavior), but then the ONE TIME when you eventually 'cave' and actually DO happen to follow the 'standard' or 'acceptable' protocol, THAT'S the solitary 'rogue occasion' when disaster will happen to strike --- something really bad will happen that would not have occurred if you had simply continued to follow your own 'pet' procedure that had seemed better/safer to begin with!"

My "super-long-term-driving-experienced" aunt had gotten fed up with my "back-seat driver" attempts to be helpful by telling her about vehicles that I'd see moving around fairly near our position when we'd be travelling someplace in her car, and so she had eventually asked me to just keep quiet and let here handle the driving herself. Well, of course, within a day or two, Murphy's Law of Exceptions decided to turn and bite me in da butt --- due to a view-obstructing sidewalk-mounted ad-sign, my aunt didn't notice an approaching car, but I did... naturally, that was the ONE TIME that I **didn't** tell her about it because she'd specifically asked me to keep my trap shut on instances like that, and so I'd ASSUMED (there's that word again!) that she'd observed the vehicle bearing down on the intersection. Well, as you might expect, we crashed, and there were multiple injuries in the other car! Can't win...!

by QuacksO March 9, 2019

step-co-sister-in-law

Spouse's stepsibling's wife.

My step-co-sister-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

Trump's Law

Being told "No" or limiting rights because you don't like the idea or outcome.

Wrong, wrong, you're not right because I say so...

Trump's Law states I can do what I want because I'm always right, but not always, I always win tho...

by ReVo5000 June 24, 2020

Martial Law

Hopefully!

Hym "Yeah! Martial law! Do it up! Murder everyone! Do it now before it's too late!"

by Hym Iam May 2, 2025

Zachs law

If one shall interrupt thy rules of what is posted on Facebook then one automatically takes ownership of thy post.

Zachs law means If a person shares a post on Facebook stating something such as " Your mom has one hour to reply or she has to buy your next tattoo" and you interfere with that post by tagging that person then you automatically have to purchase that tattoo yourself.

by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021