Poo tang pie

Your nans bum

Your poo tang pie is ugly

by Big bootie April 16, 2019

Poo Hog Wokey

Someone who is stuck in their own chair because they’re too overweight and is too lazy to go to the toilet so they fester and fidgets and in their own shit.

Darren the fat bastard hasn’t gotten up from that chair in weeks he must be a Poo hog wokey.

by oopi April 22, 2025

Winkie Poo

To wink in a flirty way.

The cat had did a winkie poo to Alan.

by mehew December 17, 2021

Creamy Poo

poo what has a slight taste of cream

sometimes people have a creamy poo

by anonymous February 22, 2022

Blu is a poo

Blu is a very powerful wizard, but he is not. He is not powerful because he is a fraudster
1 HA!

Hey! did you know that wizard blu is a poo and a fraudster?

by puffer.budgie January 29, 2023

Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)

Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?

by the one and only jerusaphelt April 24, 2022

Poo face

It’s a very offensive term in UK slang often used by “roadmen”

You’re such a poo face!

by oscarrrrrrrrr August 14, 2020