Bobbing for Cream

The act of giving a blow job.

I get so sick of bobbing for cream; it seems like that's all Bill wants anymore ...

by Torgprom December 2, 2010

Ice cream

A diarrhea causing food due to lactose content

Man I should not have eaten that ice cream

by LactoseIntolerant3000 January 14, 2025

Tallahassee Boston Cream

The act of pooping and hollowing out the poop. After doing this a man ejaculates into the hollowed out poop, filling it up all the way. The man closes up the poop and freezes it. A few hours later the man will put the poop inside of a woman's vagina until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). The couple will then slice open the poop, let the cum ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the poop in the cum.

Boy: "Hi Cindy, what're you doing on Friday night?"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"

by WackyWaffleWonder May 26, 2018

Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler

When a dog mercilessly licks mashed banana from between your nasty toes

Ya bruh I lost a game of cards… had to endure a Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler. I cried

by mrs-bulldops July 8, 2023

Berries and cream

Do the little lad dance

do you want berries and cream
Yes
Do the little lad dance

by avoidrivers September 29, 2021

lean green mean cream machine

lacie

“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny

by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023