Bear mitzvah

An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.

The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.

by BTiphoon June 23, 2022

Bubba’s bear

A nickname creative enough to be used on your partner. Such as their lovey nickname.

Girl: Bubba’s bear!
Guy: that’s me

by SaltyDinosaurs November 6, 2017

Bear

A fat gay man with a bunch of hair, a small dick, stomach and back acne, chlamydia, and inverted nipples. Likes to fuck black chicks because he has a lot of money. Will do anything for sex, alcohol, drugs, and money.

Have you seen what he does?

Yea he's a total Bear!

by hahaurfunny June 24, 2017

Polar Bear

In the cold lovers series

A black skinned person that loves cold weather.

See Arctic Fox, Snow Leopard, Husky

That black dude always in a t-shirt when it's freezing is a Polar Bear

by Cold Lovers April 21, 2019

Wubbington bear

The tutest bear in all the land. So rare that there is only one of them

Mate did you see that girl, she is. Wubbington bear

by Tara mancell January 12, 2022

Classic bear trap

A deception or misunderstanding that results in a classic rookie/ basic error that is typically made by an individual with a rudimentary understanding of a given task or activity. The individual is tricked by and falls into the ‘classic bear trap’, being deceived into making this error thinking that it will be beneficial for them, but instead results in negative effects on the individual making the mistake.

A ‘classic bear trap’ is in effect the cause of a common rookie mistake.

Example 1: A guy is getting back with his ex for the third time even though she cheated on him twice. The act of her making herself available to him and pretending she wants only him is a classic bear trap for the guy, as he is deceived into thinking she still loves him and won’t sleep with other men.

Example 2: A straight male in Nana Plaza, Thailand, paying an attractive bargirl - who appears female - for sex. This is a classic bear trap as the straight male expects the bargirl to be female, when they are in fact a ladyboy, and thus may end up being pegged which does not typically align with a straight males sexual preferences.

by Elbrox June 3, 2024

Alcoholic Gummi Bear

A term of endearment and/or? insult that the favorite manager at your regular bar calls you in an attempt to compliment and/or? put you down. You should probably just take it as a compliment and move on with your night.

"It tastes like an alcoholic gummi bear"
"Kind of like her."
"What?!"

by Misharita October 15, 2014