death around the corner

you feel your death is close by/near arrival.
I feel death around the corner be on your p’s and q’s.
by luhtroy4pf May 28, 2024
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Melatonian Death Ray

Melatonian Death Ray: anything that a black person may be holding at any time, threateningly or not. Actual posession of a Melatonian Death Ray not required.
Running around with a Melatonian Death Ray*. No wonder he got shot.
by PumpkinQueen Expiring@12 April 05, 2018
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Death Penalty

Death penalty is a punishment for criminals. But is it really ? A punishment is not supposed to be definitive. But don't misundertand. Murderers of any kinds must be stopped. Problem is, who ever said we could take a life ? The criminal took one (or more) while he was not allowed to. But we are not allowed to either. We can't hope for respect if we ourselves don't apply it. Even if the criminal killed someone, we don't have any right to take his life. Not that he does not deserve it : he does. But let's be logical. Is it usefull to tell a child not to smoke while he sees you smoke everyday ? I don't think so. It is useless and dumb to kill someone because he's killed someone. Of course, this one killer won't do it again : but others will.

Moreover, to die is too easy. A murderer who has raped children and killed them has to live for the rest of his life thinking about it, regreting it. If he dies, it's quickly over. If it was only me, I would torture them (physically or psychologically) every single day until they ask for suicide because of too much remorse. Only then, they can die. They have to earn their death.

So for the criminals, I would rather choose perpetuity over death penalty. Or death penalty but more sadist than just an easy death. The problem is that nowadays, perpetuity costs a lot of money because criminals clearly live well in prison. This is not even jail anymore. Prisons must become prisons again.

And then, death penalty would not have to exist anymore.
If someone rapes your sister and then kills her, would you want him dead already ? For a seconde yes, but when he's dead, you'll realize it was not worth it. What is worth it however is making him endure what he's done, psychologically harrassing him until his last breath. Then, your sister would be avenged. And a murderer would have been stopped, without death penalty.
by ticengins June 05, 2017
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Death by Jeff

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner
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Death by Jeff

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner
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death snoot

a extremely foul smelling expulsion of gas from the human anus.
Everybody left the room because Riley made a horrible death snoot!
by hehdjajdjje September 21, 2022
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Death Pact

see suicide pact for normal definition

AYYY ITS DEATH P.A.C.T FROM BFB YAY
4: Death Pacters, You Have Found An Emerald, So You Are Safe!✔

Die Commiter: AYY you want two make a death pact to get her?
Worthless Bystander: Yes
by dead dog center May 14, 2021
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