Rule 7411 

If someone declares something that makes no sense, it must be opposite day.

Billy: Hey Rich, Emma just accepted my date for tonight.

Rich: Rule 7411

Billy: Damn It

Rule 7411 by chilltage is coo n stuff June 2, 2011

rule 128

This rule cancels out all attempts rule effect/actions and mirrors it to the other speaker using original rule.

*girl on phone*

Guy: "rule 8"

Girl: " rule 128"

Guy " Shit "

rule 128 by Prairie_dog_alien_dinosaur December 25, 2015

20 foot rule 

When a girl looks hot from a distance, but when you see her at 20 feet or less, she turns out to be butt ugly. Usually leads to ackward moments

Friend 1: Dude that chicks hot, I'm gonna go talk to her
Friend 2: Nice
*10 seconds later*
Friend 1: Uhhhhh, 20 foot rule
Friend 2: Hahaha noob

20 foot rule by 980069 July 26, 2006

Two zone rule 

When a girl with whom your are in a relationship with is at a distance greater than that of two time zones away, exclusivilty regarding sexual relations no longer exists.

Bru! You can totally bang that shit. Your girl is more than two time zones away so the two zone rule makes that not even cheating.

Two zone rule by Walla_B August 15, 2012

runescape 

An MMORPG that is normally played by people who have not played an MMO before, I think the game is great, always will, but the people you normally find on it havent played WoW or Guild Wars. Extremely addicting, like everyone has said. I remember when i first got WoW, I was about level 79 in RuneScape, I said "Man this game is so much better! Stuff RuneScape!". In the following months I was leveling up on WoW, then one day wondered how RS was going, So i just logged in, just to take a peep (Then back to WoW)... One year later I was level 116. I had only taken 5 minute "checks" of WoW, then back to RS. I lost a WoW account to RuneScape, It keeps sucking till theres no blood left.

Ex-Runescaper: Dude... Why the hell do you still play that game? It's no good...

Runescaper: NO IT AINT!

Ex-RuneScaper: I used to play, but now I dont. WoW owns RS.

RuneScaper: Go on RuneScape just quick?

Ex-RuneScaper: Whatever

10 minutes later...

Ex-RuneScaper: Dude! I just got 99 woodcutting and 99 fletching! I have two 99 skill capes!! Wooo!!

RuneScaper: I might try world of warcraft...

Ex-RuneScaper (Sort of...): Whats world of warcraft?

runescape by Some guys who likes poo April 8, 2007

Roommate Rule

Roommate A is aloud to order Roommate B to drink a shot in under 10 seconds if Roommate B is feeling upset and Roommate A feels that Roommate B needs a shot.

"I'm upset" Roommate B
"Dude, take a shot" Roommate A
"Nah, I'm too upset to take a shot!" Roommate B
"dude!, TAKE A SHOT! ROOMMATE RULE" Roommate A
"Ugh, well, if it's roommate rule then i guess i have to!" Roommate B

Roommate Rule by Frank Fioretti January 5, 2008

Three Day Rule 

Applies to any food in the house. If someone claims it as theirs, but doesn't eat it within three days, it's fair game.

Wife: Hey, you ate my leftover pizza!
Husband: Sorry babe, three day rule.

Three Day Rule by Moe Biscuits May 28, 2006