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Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021
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Rule 34

War is good for business - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition 34. Easily confused with the 35th Rule, which is that peace is good for business.
Lt. Dax mistakenly stated that Rule 34 was that peace was good for business. Quark corrected her and told her that was actually the 35th Rule.
by Storm Sexxwatt August 5, 2021
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Rule of Conversations

The Rule of Conversations is to only be the first to start a conversation with someone online or over text twice in a row lest you always be annoying them
"Have you talked to Lacy recently?"

"No I started conversations the past two times; if she really wants to put in effort in this friendship, she needs to start one now!"

"Ah, the Rule of Conversations, huh?"
by thetealord October 9, 2022
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Hidden Rule 101

Hidden rule 101: Only newfags refer to rule 25.
Person A "that doesn't make any sense..."
Person B "yes it does!"
Person A "...rule 25"
Person B "you dumbshit only newfags use rule 25"
Person A "whatever"
Person B "yeah its hidden rule 101"
Person A "fuck you"
by abomb_01 February 27, 2010
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The Sandwich Rule

Sandwiches always taste better when made by someone else.
Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.

Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.
by SMSchoirboy June 25, 2012
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unspoken rule of armrests

when sharing armrests with a complete stranger, you should always use the front of the armrest on your left side and the back of the armrest on the right
this guy aint respecting the unspoken rule of armrests
by origami_XD September 3, 2016
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Rule 010

If there is an academic subject that has a utilitarian use in Computer Science, the corresponding free online bootcamp must exist.
Computer Scientist: I would be paid double if I knew Statistics! I wish I had learned about it in College
Other Computer Scientist: Try Rule 010.
by goodgamemydudes May 18, 2022
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