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An MMORPG that is normally played by people who have not played an MMO before, I think the game is great, always will, but the people you normally find on it havent played WoW or Guild Wars. Extremely addicting, like everyone has said. I remember when i first got WoW, I was about level 79 in RuneScape, I said "Man this game is so much better! Stuff RuneScape!". In the following months I was leveling up on WoW, then one day wondered how RS was going, So i just logged in, just to take a peep (Then back to WoW)... One year later I was level 116. I had only taken 5 minute "checks" of WoW, then back to RS. I lost a WoW account to RuneScape, It keeps sucking till theres no blood left.
Ex-Runescaper: Dude... Why the hell do you still play that game? It's no good...

Runescaper: NO IT AINT!

Ex-RuneScaper: I used to play, but now I dont. WoW owns RS.

RuneScaper: Go on RuneScape just quick?

Ex-RuneScaper: Whatever

10 minutes later...

Ex-RuneScaper: Dude! I just got 99 woodcutting and 99 fletching! I have two 99 skill capes!! Wooo!!

RuneScaper: I might try world of warcraft...

Ex-RuneScaper (Sort of...): Whats world of warcraft?
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Roommate Rule

Roommate A is aloud to order Roommate B to drink a shot in under 10 seconds if Roommate B is feeling upset and Roommate A feels that Roommate B needs a shot.
"I'm upset" Roommate B
"Dude, take a shot" Roommate A
"Nah, I'm too upset to take a shot!" Roommate B
"dude!, TAKE A SHOT! ROOMMATE RULE" Roommate A
"Ugh, well, if it's roommate rule then i guess i have to!" Roommate B
Roommate Rule by Frank Fioretti January 5, 2008

Three Day Rule 

Applies to any food in the house. If someone claims it as theirs, but doesn't eat it within three days, it's fair game.
Wife: Hey, you ate my leftover pizza!
Husband: Sorry babe, three day rule.
a shit stain on the underpants of society. Like Shaggy, ja rule is only recognized becuase his voice sounds like a cross between a lawn mower and a squeeling pig. Ja Rule owes all his fame to Ashanti coz he isn't shit without her.
"dude that rollercoaster was soo scary i think i ja rule'd myself"
Ja Rule by Louie_n_33 December 28, 2005

the i before e rule 

I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C
BS

..this rule is BS
seizing??? just one of MANY examples where the i before e rule doesnt work.
hah what now..
the i before e rule by mikesatlol November 7, 2007
The power level of epicness.Dbz reference to the part in 1 of the episodes where vageta says,"It's over 9000!!!" in the response to the question obviously what does the scouter say about his power level.
Rule 9000:
Vageta,what does the scouter say about his power level?

answer:IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!*break*
rule 9000 by jorge121 October 17, 2008
There is Nothing that can't be Denied.
Me and my Baboons? Broad Daylight? 100 Witnesses,Video? It Wasn't Me,Yo.Rule-D.
Rule-D by Waboa February 15, 2009