Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

by greenlan July 29, 2018

pebble poo

pebble poo is when you have tiny rabbit poo that takes way too much time for such a disappointing poo leaving you feeling you more disappointing than your father usually results in a ghost wipe.

Sorry I was gone for so long I took the most disappointing pebble poo.

by noah cucullu linden January 18, 2022

poo tendencies

Your shit preference. All encompassing. If you like to fart every morning at six a.m. good for you. If you shart during sex also good for you. Those are your poo tendencies and you should be aware of them. It helps your partner.

One of Jody's poo tendencies is that she always poops at 6 am.

Jacob only shits at home, its a poo tendency of his.

by dreuxtwo February 29, 2024

Poo Oven

When you shit in your oven so much poo starts to leak out of the creases of the oven and all over the floor.

person 1: omg did you shit in the oven again...
person 2: maybe
person 1: well now its a Poo Oven

by John Wock May 23, 2023

Excitement poo

When your dog visits a new place and poops because he/she is very excited.

Have your poop bag ready. Fido is probably going to have an excitement poo when we go to the new park.

by November 16, 2022

poo tine

After eating poutine, the natural excrement has the consistency of beef tips, accompanied with smaller solid waste excrement, finishing with a gravy based flow.

Don’t you know after that bad Poo Tine, my dirt track needed a solid how’s your father cleanse....

by Peter Getzinya November 09, 2021

Poo Water

Referring to a gross, difficult, or bad situation.
Also the equivalent of saying “aww crap“

Brian, grandma just fell and broke her hip.

Awww gross, poo water.

by CaptainPlank12 September 09, 2020