Garbage Poop

To be completly terrible at something, to not excel in any form. It may refer to someones skill at a certain subject, action, sport, or game. However it is often used to describe someones total lack of skill at games such as Madden 12, call of duty, or possibly mario cart. This phrase is also comparable to Ass Milk and Trash Sauce.

Example 1.

Robert: Dude, your getting your ass kicked.

Brad: Its because Tim Tebow is a shit quarterback you ass hole.

Robert: Dont make excuses man, your just Garbage Poop.

by I Chink Im Cool November 28, 2011

Pooped In The Shower

To do something so stupid, crazy and nonsensical, that normal people can't even understand what you were possibly thinking or how you could have done that.

Andy: Dude, I can't understand what you were thinking. Why would you set fire to your own porch?

Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.

by Buffman6236 December 31, 2011

Morning Poop

Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

pooping zoo

Pooping zoo is a term that is used to define when a lot of people die at the same time

Omgg that was a pooping zoo

by Borisjonson69 November 20, 2021

pp poop

poop in my pp?

pp poop

by poopman68 June 2, 2021

poop 69

You're probably the boredest person on earth.

Jim: Hey John! I just signed up on Youtube and I chose poop 69 for my username.
John: -_-

by Tristan reads the dictionary February 1, 2022

Poop edging

When you need to take a poop but hold it in even if a bathroom is nearby. Because you don't feel like leaving what you're doing or don't feel like going to the restroom for an extended amount of time, there is a sensation similar to edging a penis where you initiate the first stages of pooping but don't move on the later and final steps. It's like procrastinating using the restroom for pleasure.

Bob: "Do you need to use the restroom?"
Hank: "In a little bit, I'm poop edging rn"

by Y0l0sw4g4ch33zus March 31, 2022