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Alien’s Brain

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.
That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.
by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023
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Brain tired

When you aren't physically tired, but you can't put much effort into what you're doing, like being emotionally tired but as soon as you change what you're doing to something you'd prefer to do then you'll have all your energy back
"You alright? You seem pretty tired."
"I'll be alright, I'm just brain tired"
by AndrosLesbian August 2, 2023
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Brain sparkles

The working brain of a neurodivergent person (adhd or asd)
I forgot where i put my phone down immediately after I put it down it’s just my “brain sparkles”
by Kat arn August 6, 2023
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Wet Brain

When the level and or frequency of alcohol consumption causes the effects of alcohol to become permanent.
Gomer: Eh yo! We gonna get wet brain this weekend?
Leroy: Hell ya buddy, wetter than a sea otters fur!
by BugLamp August 6, 2023
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Female Brain

Again, the claim is not that they have the wrong brain. The CLAIM is that they have an internal "Self" that is divorced from their biology. It's no different than the Catholic's internal self claim regarding a SOUL or the claim that ETERNAL DAMNATION AWAITS PEOPLE WHO DON'T BEHAVE HOW CATHOLICS WANT THEM TO BEHAVE.
Hym "Seriously... A female brain can't be born in a male body and a Jew can't have a special God given authority over the holy land. There is just about as much evidence for the former as the latter."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
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brain fog

An everyday description of feeling muddled and cognitively slower than expected - normal really - but which following COVID has put on the clothes of medical parlance and has become one of the classic, "I feel it, so it is" non-sequiturs.

In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!
Co-worker (1): "I need the afternoon off, my brain fog is particularly bad today. I'm so tired I've left the banana on top of the what do you call it. I've never been the same since COVID"
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."
by HRHClare April 3, 2024
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dildo brain

a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad
by BurritoEater101 April 9, 2024
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