Facebook Exile

When someone posts on your facebook, then others join in, ultimately exiling you from the entire conversation. Completely raping your newsfeed,

Girl 1: Hey! Did you go to the concert last night?

Guy: Yeah, it was awesome! What did you think of it?

Girl 1: It was amazing!

Girl 2: Omfg it was!!!

Girl 1: I loved when blahblah played blah! It was soooo good!

Girl 2: YEAH! I also liked when blahblahblah did that thing on stage!

Guy: I love being facebook exiled.

Girl 1: Haha you're so funny! Anyway, what about when blahblahblahblahblahblah.

by JustinHaw October 16, 2011

Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.

"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"

by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011

Facebook Whore

A Facebook Whore is someone who isn't famous with an over-exaggerated amount of facebook friends (usually over 1000) that they don't even know. Usually a david.

guy1:Wow i have so many friends! =D
guy2:You just let anyone plow your wall with their post, huh?
guy1: what? no!
guy2: Smh, Facebook Whore swag...

by David Da 5'9 October 21, 2011

Facebook depressed

A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.

Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?

Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!

by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011

Facebook-STD

A virus spread from friend to friend contact on Facebook.

Like spreading a real disease any number of Facebook viruses spread around from post to post is is referred to as Facebook-STD.

by 19wisdom76 November 14, 2011

facebook roundabout

You start on Facebook, then say you're bored of it, and then after visiting just a few more sites find yourself back on Facebook without realising it.

i was on facebook got tired of it and before i knew i was on facebook agian wtf facebook roundabout!!

by guitarist2012 January 7, 2012

Facebook illusion

When a person's Facebook pictures look better than the person actually looks

Dude 1: Hey man i just met this hot girl on facebook go on her page and look at her pics

Dude 2: Dude her pictures are hot but in person shes fugly you fell for the Facebook illusion

by kilam345 January 24, 2012