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daddy dragon

Yue is a naughty Daddy Dragon....you better RUN before he EATS CHUUUU....
He was a smexy daddy dragon.
by Blushingmoon April 22, 2018
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carpet dragon

MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle
Ur mom is such a carpet dragon
by Dirttrike December 4, 2017
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[Toilet dragon]

1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
by shiftmybits February 1, 2018
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Cum Dragon

When you swallow your man’s nut, but it tastes like ramen & alcohol so you vomit stomach contents and his nut.
I sucked Noah’s dick but his jizz tasted terrible, so I became a cum dragon.
by Hdjshdiehdud February 9, 2018
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Fleak Dragon

Fleak Dragon : A man on fire. In Hot pursuit .A person who doesn't quit.
David conquered his mission .David went in Fleak Dragon mode!
by Shay46 February 14, 2018
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Muggy dragon

ITS WHEN YOU HARDER THAN A SACK OF POTATOES AND YOU NUT IN YO LADY OR GENT AND THE ROOM IS HOTTER THAN GRANDMA OATMEAL.
I was with Tiffany last night and had the best muggy dragon
by DADDYSENPAPI February 15, 2018
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Food Dragon

When you eat food that hasn't cooled yet so point your head in the air, open your mouth and breathe. The heat and smoke coming out resembles that of an angered dragon.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that guy. He forgot to blow on his food.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a Food Dragon
by xXMethluvrXx March 3, 2018
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