Urban Hotdog

Poo on a hotdog bun and then jerk off on it, make your girl eat it.

She had an urban hotdog for dinner.

by todd_jason October 17, 2020

Urban Rejection

The feeling one gets when their Urban Dictionary submission has been rejected by editors.

The only thng worse than waiting at the DMV is getting urban rejection.

by ifeelagood September 5, 2012

Urban Dictionary

some stupid website that refuses to fucking remember my sign-in

Urban Dictionary is fun to use, but holy shit, what kind of mental defects coded this website?

by sanssoup July 11, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The world's number one site for any definitions. Owned by some random dude and made on some random date. It has a lot of definitions for unnessacary crap like Donald Trump.

"Have you heard about the Urban Dictionary? "

"Let's look up Donald Trump in the Urban Dictionary!"

by JoustYT May 29, 2017

Urban Dictionary

It is this website in which you are reading this definition. A funny, non-bs, true website. It will be your best dictionary EVER. It has dirty definitions that Webster dictionaries don't have. Look up words here!

"I looked you up on Urban Dictionary, you're so awesome!"

by Another guy who knows zach March 11, 2014

Urban dictionary

An amazing website where people get there own accounts and where amazing people vote on the coolest things...its also a place for teenngers to talk about tons of crap that they know nothing about

Dunb guy:What the hell is the Kj theory?
Smart guy : go look it up on urban dictionary.

by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016

urban vampire

Urban vampires are romantic, charming & most of the time male. They still have all the powers of vampires e.g super strength, speed e.t.c. But the most wonderful thing about urban vampires is their eyes. With just one look - BAM! He's got you right where he wants you.

If you hear people say "twilight is stupid" - its not, urban vampires are much like edward cullen. Stephanie myer (twilight writer) came up with twilight in a dream, so she has some kind of connection with them, but we don't know how...

Urban vampires aren't all romantic though, there are vicious ones that will do anything to get human blood(again, referring back to twilight).

There are spells to become a vampire, but that is for another definition, on another day.

Until then - sleep tight...

Guy: twilight is stupid. Urban vampires, too

Me : ┌П┐(◣_◢)┌П┐

by magic 888 March 28, 2013